Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen- let nothing you DISMAY

NEW ANTI- DISMAY Spray Air freshening Aerosol 300ml .

Spray it around the dining area if you feel a discussion on climate change looming to spoil your together time at Christmas dinner. Keeps the flies away and is perfect for those who don't want religion talk to dominate at the dinner table. From those innovative aussies!
Prevent disaster talk from turning your dinner table into a disaster area.

Be quick: we expect it to sell like hot cakes . Perhaps even replacing the fruitcakes we suspect get secret invitations to appear at this time . Fruitcakes will most certainly be on special after Christmas - as they always are at the fearmongers shop

Comes with all the words of the old song - sing it before you dine.
My dear wife suggested to me that this song from the 16th century was "obviously" written by a lutheran ( to use another of Garrison Keillors famously brilliant badges) .Where for example are the gentlewomen - not resting indeed. Well its up to you and half the country to promote Mother Christmas - then you might get a gig and some children on your knee . "Yes dear" I said ( I always get the last word) thinking "you need to be reminded just how intelligent women can be sometimes ......and why in particular she chose me and i her " because she was right.
We must make it easier for mums when the boys are in charge
Back to the point BUT ; the word "dismay" and how that word was used then and since should not be lost when it happens to be the word of the moment ! note also the word efface in one of the verses.

If you drop in today you will get 10 " i offer to tidy up/ help mum ....for ... hrs ..each week " tokens to put inside your presents. Be quick
Credibility on the ground is what counts at Christmas time.