Saturday, July 11, 2009

CEO pills

New on the shelves this week is this highly innovative product from the BIG group . In order to counter, we believe, the growing temptation to distrust the authority of the 1 man band, we believe Mssrs BIG have announced a range of pills for those lacking confidence in the system.
CEO pills are said to encourage Confidence in Executive Officers.
Our moderation friends across the road have branded this new drug " just more of the same old placebo " - Creates Excessive Optimism - In a typical reaction, they say that our proccupation with the flag of the world can only hasten the demise of the current love affair with the idea of CEO . What's new about it, they say - providing again only MORE distractions from the main game and ignoring the proper triad of control.

Are we worried ?

We recognise that most of our clients will not be persuaded that the very origin of many of their irrational fears is in not having a pessimist in their midst. After all, sales of these smart pills are going very well .
In order to try and assert its authority over what they say is an impeding name change EA has initiated a competition for the new worshipful name of "leader" in the 21st century in this weeks game.

  • Its not what u know but what you don't
  • It could happen
  • The greatest evil
  • Shutup and listen and you won't make the same mistake
  • Fear Not
  • Digging deeper
  • The darkside
  • Real progress